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Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
It started off badly but, by the end, I really liked it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Newcastle v Reading today.
Newcastle don’t stand a chance; Geordies have never seen a book never mind read one.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My brother has just set fire to one of my Mr Men books.
No more Mr Nice Guy.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: “Where’s the self-help section?”
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I hope my new book does well.
It’s called “How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly long descriptions and explanations.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Thanks to ’50 Shades of Grey’, my wife’s Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.

Jokes-Tips-Advice After being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I’m beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve started dating Little Red Riding Hood’s gran.
She’s an animal in bed.