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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. Blake Clark

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rich Cook

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. Dandemis

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? Charles De Gaulle, in “Les Mots du General”, 1962

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? George Carlin

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Henry Cate VII

The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing. William J. Broad