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It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. Henry Allen

The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Noelie Altito

A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot be understood. Mark Ardis

I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. Robert Bakker, paleontologist

USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. David Letterman

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) “Maxims for Revolutionists”

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West, Klondike Annie (1936 film)

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there. Richard Feynman, Letter to Armando Garcia J, December 11, 1985