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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. Jules de Gaultier

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd Foxx

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. Garry Shandling

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. An English Professor, Ohio University

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion, 1926

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. George Saunders, last words

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore, last words

I improve on misquotation. Cary Grant