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Jokes-Tips-Advice I convinced a mate of mine that he was part of an octopus’s arm..
Sucker..

Jokes-Tips-Advice I have just seen an endangered large bird fly into a house and kill itself…….Stupid Bustard!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My cat got spayed today.
Now all she needs is a bucket and we can go to the beach.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A giraffe walks into a bar.
The barman says, “You’ve got some neck coming in here.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Apparently there’s something offensive about snakes.My pet snake,was born with only one eye(unfortunately),and when I ask people if they want to see my ‘one eyed snake’ I get these disgusting looks off them.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A mouse walks into a music shop and asks the shopkeeper for a mouth organ. The shopkeeper says “Thats strange your the second mouse in here this morning asking for a mouth organ” The mouse replied Yeah – Thats probably our Monica!!!!

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was once debating about animal testing with someone who claimed it was their responsibility to ‘give a voice to the voiceless’.
So I guess parrots are fair game.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A giraffe sleeps for less than two hours a day.
This is because their long necks allow them to get at the cocaine other browsing animals cannot reach.