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Jokes-Tips-Advice UK scientists have found a new species of squirrel which are black. They are reported to be more aggressive and violent than regular squirrels.
Funny that…

Jokes-Tips-Advice We surveyed 100 cats! We asked them if they preferred kitykat or paws catfood!
Results show that 100% of cats surveyed can’t understand or speak English!

Jokes-Tips-Advice There are so many animal rights activists around nowadays. You can’t even swing a dead cat without hitting one.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just seen an advert for ‘Dog trainers’ in the paper…
i can’t get mine to wear a collar, let alone sportswear.

Jokes-Tips-Advice In a way, when I sold my parrot it was as if a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s extremely dangerous and swings through the trees?
A monkey with a shotgun

Jokes-Tips-Advice A vet told me today that my fish has got cancer.
I’m gutted, and now so is he.
It was either that or Nemotheropy and I didn’t want to see him suffer.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I took the liberty of milking my mates cow the other day. She took a while to start but made about a cupful of milk. I tasted some and it tasted good and fresh. After I finished the cup my mate woke up and I told him how nice his cow’s milk was.
That’s when he told me he had a bull.