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Jokes-Tips-Advice There are two things you should always carry.
1) A small bottle of Whiskey in case of snakebite.
2) A snake.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A Pubic Hare

Jokes-Tips-Advice What animal is best at brading female pubic hair?
Platypus.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I went down on my missus last night and I’ve had a hair stuck in my teeth all day.
I finally got it out during the lunch break at work and we’ve decided to keep it as the office pet.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The “Black Mamba”, One of Africa’s most dangerous and feared snakes.
Surprise, Surprise

Jokes-Tips-Advice You know you are getting desperate when you start looking at the dog in a different way.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What bird gets out of breath easily?
A puffin!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My friend showed me the fish at the bottom of his garden.
One of them fluttered its eyelashes at me, then quickly swum away.
I think it was a little coy.