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Jokes-Tips-Advice I lined my travelling trunk with cocaine in a bid to get through customs.
How was I to know that taking an elephant through an airport would draw so much attention.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Chameleons: What are they hiding?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and my wife were like 2 wild animals last night.
She went for food while I ate the children.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Bulls:
They’re like cows, you just have to work harder to get their milk out.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I saw a dead fox lying at the side of the road earlier. It was disgusting.
Probably should’ve cooked it first…

Jokes-Tips-Advice My daughter screamed as she found blood in the toilet,
It’s funny, I thought 8 flushes would have shifted a rabbit…

Jokes-Tips-Advice BBC News: Bear Kills ‘UK Tourist In Norway’
Does anyone else think these Norwegians are getting a bit desperate for attention?

Jokes-Tips-Advice News: Cat killed by sniper.
I guess putting them in bins got boring