iamaproductofme

Jokes-Tips-Advice My Wife got our son a Dalmatian puppy for his birthday.
It has been yapping for a week and keeping me up at night.
so I kicked it across the room.
….That hit the spot.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I planted some explosives in a male cow today.
It was Abominabull.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My dog is my best friend. How sad does that make my social life?

Jokes-Tips-Advice My dog can talk.
Last night I asked him what 2 minus 2 was & he said nothing.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate’s made a ‘Dog Grooming video Guide’.
It looks pretty good, he’s just shown me a clip.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My dog’s getting slow in his old age.
He’s just brought me yesterdays newspaper.

Jokes-Tips-Advice In mediaeval times, horses that died in battle were taken to the taxidermist.
It was the stuff of knight mares

Jokes-Tips-Advice Did anyone see the Cat on the pitch at Anfield?
It was only on for three minutes and went past more people than Stewart Downing has all season.