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Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call a cow’s moustache?
A mooustache

Jokes-Tips-Advice In the mind of the dog:
The humans offer me food, love and shelter.
They must be my gods.
In the mind of the cat:
The humans offer me food love and shelter.
I must be their gods.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A true test of whether the octopus really is a psychic would be to give him a prediction that’s lower than 50/50 odds.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I have a Husky voice.
I was raised by dogs in Alaska.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why couldn’t the Viper viper Nose?.
Because the Adder adder Hankerchief.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I heard that chickens actually descended from dinosaurs.
They must’ve had fun sliding down its tail.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you get when you mix a spider with a shoe?
A shoe.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was with my dog on the high street earlier when this woman came up and said “What a beautiful Labrador”
I couldn’t see it myself