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Jokes-Tips-Advice The police really are racist;
they’ve just arrested a Panda under suspicion of killing that 17 year old boy in Norway.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m trying to build up the courage today to tell my pets they are adopted

Jokes-Tips-Advice I slept at the wheel last night…
I don’t know how hamsters do it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Apparently the Black Rhino is more dangerous than the White Rhino. Well there’s a surprise!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My dog has just bitten my disabled son.
That’s it, once this ones gone, no more kids for me!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My friends planning on teaching all crabs a new unique way to walk
now that would be a step forward.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My pet lizard leaned back onto his hind legs earlier and told a really good joke.
He’s a stand up chameleon.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
One’s weasily recognised – the other’s stoatally different