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Jokes-Tips-Advice A unicorn and a cyclops…
Now that’s and accident waiting to happen.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I dreamt I was being eaten by a cat last night.
Must have been Freddy Cougar

Jokes-Tips-Advice Alright everyone the cows have come home, you can stop what your doing…

Jokes-Tips-Advice Watership Down.
Youve watched the film
Youve read the book
Now eat the stew

Jokes-Tips-Advice How do you find a Foxhole ??
Lift its Tail Up…

Jokes-Tips-Advice The wife has just threw 2 Chickens a Turkey and a Duck at me.
I’m in a fowl mood now!

Jokes-Tips-Advice Daniel radcliffe has said to wagner that it would be awesome to have a pet lion. So are dragons, winged horses, three headed dogs and werewolves pretty basic then?

Jokes-Tips-Advice The wife told me over breakfast that she has invented a shower gel for pigs. I said “hogwash”?