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Jokes-Tips-Advice I took my pet pig to the vet’s today.
Turns out he has pulled a hamstring.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I just saw a bird versus squirrel fight. A car won.

Jokes-Tips-Advice It took me an hour to bury my cat , it wouldn’t stop moving.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Does anyone know how long you can leave a chicken in a freezer?
I put it in last night, and this morning it was dead…

Jokes-Tips-Advice Dogs Trust never put a healthy dog down.
so what do they do if they’ve got a cold?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Whats the worst thing about going on safari?
Knowing you wasted your money on an imac.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Whats black, white and red all over?
Half a badger

Jokes-Tips-Advice Fox mauls twins in bed.
Wheres Derrick Bird with his gun when you need him……..Boom Boom.