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Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife just shoved her hand inside a Goat to get out the baby.
Ewe

Jokes-Tips-Advice I drink to forget… which can take forever when you’re an elephant.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I ran over my dog with the lawnmower yesterday.
He’s ok now though, after a little retail therapy.

Jokes-Tips-Advice When I was in Primary School I was given the honour of taking the school Guinea Pig home.
It took seven months and a nation wide search but I finally made it to Guinea.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve realised today that no matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I gave my wife crabs.
They’ll keep her company at the bottom of our garden pond.

Jokes-Tips-Advice How do you interrogate a moth?
Point a turned off torch in its face.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Grimsby’s zoo are bragging they have the best looking chameleon in the world.
I can’t see it myself.