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Jokes-Tips-Advice The Higgs Bison, smallest known buffalo known to man.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I don’t know why everyone tarnishes Oriental folk with the same brush.
My neighbours are Chinese and when they came for dinner they were mortified that I cooked them a cat.
Maybe because it was theirs.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because it was chicken

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Banned from the local nature reserve.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all, hawk, lion and stinker

Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and the family had the most traumatic experience walking on the beach.
We got attacked by dark-blue sea-lions with automatic weapons.
My guess is that they must have been Navy Seals.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s worse than finding a spider in your bedroom?
Losing a spider in your bedroom.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Life is like watching a dog lick himself…full of impossible dreams