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Jokes-Tips-Advice When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequilla.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Life is like a box of chocolates: the brown ones take most of the white ones’ jobs.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky News : “Two Million Dead Fish Found In Maryland”
Well, that’s me off the cookies for a few months.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Two guys attacked me the other day – one threw baking soda on me while the other sprinkled me with vinegar.
I think they wanted a reaction

Jokes-Tips-Advice Who needs air when you’ve got chocolate free Aero?

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve decided to invade Madeira – piece of cake…

Jokes-Tips-Advice The staff in McDonald’s aren’t allowed to wear rings on their fingers.
It’s not a hygiene thing – it’s so they don’t scratch the floor tiles when they knuckle drag.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife cried when I gave her a birthday present. I knew onions would be a hit.