Dietrich Bonhoffer

Jokes-Tips-Advice Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Oh, this won’t be long, sir. You see the spider on the plate’s edge?

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate has an obsession of every time he ties his laces he then had to arrange the laces to look like the letter Y or he can’t leave the house.
I said to him “why do you always have to do that ”
“Y knot”