Jokes-Tips-Advice “If we don’t receive 30million in donations over the phone by 2am then kids all over the world will suffer.”
No, not Children in Need, I’ve rounded up a few friends over the internet and we’ve begun taking hostages.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was texting a mate when from nowhere I got hit by a car, just when I realised what was happening a fire engine flew past me and missed my head by inches.
I gave my son a right slap, how dare he throw toys out of his pram.
