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Jokes-Tips-Advice Bloke walks into a pub with a fried egg on his head.
Barman says, “Why have you got a fried egg on your head?”
Bloke replies, “Coz, boiled eggs fall off.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Speaking about the mysterious blackbird incident last week, one resident said: ‘Millions, millions fly over every night. You look up at the sky and it’s just black.”
As opposed to every other night when the night sky is bright green.