Jokes-Tips-Advice Today I asked the missus if she fancied going to see a romantic film then maybe having a nice meal somewhere.
She seemed really excited. “Sounds fantastic! How thoughtful of you!”
“Great,” I said. “There’s thirty quid. I’ll see you in a few hours, I’m going to the pub.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice MESSAGE TO ALL SECURITY EQUIPMENT COMPANIES;
Save money on expensive motion-sensor equipment, by replacing them all with automatic had-driers.
