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Jokes-Tips-Advice Apple are to rebrand their iPhone 4 as an “iPad Mini” after Trade Descriptions took issue with the “phone” element of the current name.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A man is swimming in the sea when suddenly a gigantic whale comes to the surface, opens its mouth and swallows him whole.
The man arrives in the whale’s enormous stomach and is surprised to see a great white shark in there with him.
He says to the shark, “Hey, you’re a shark – why don’t you bite your way out with your teeth?”
The shark smiles and says, “Bite my way out? But why would I do that when the meals here are so good?”