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Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just ripped out a pig’s vocal chords with my bare hands.
It appears to be disgruntled.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was on Masterchef yesterday when John Torode came over to taste my meal.
When John put a fork full of food into his mouth he said, “Wow! I can taste the tender shredded chicken which is making my taste buds explode, followed by that rich stock combined with soy sauce. Then you have the crisp spring onion which explodes absolutely brilliantly with that stunning fresh sweet corn. Fantastic! What do you call it?”
“Pot noodle, in a bowl.”