advice

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m going to sit in a bath of baked beans on Red Nose Day.
Not for money. Just a show of contempt at the starving.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I walked into the bedroom with a jar of honey.
“Oooh, Are you going to smear it all over my naked body?” asked my wife. “That’s a bit kinky!”
“Daft bint,” I thought, “I’m just going to use you as bait to try and get rid of that wasps nest.”