Jokes-Tips-Advice My landlord blames me for allowing a mouse infestation but I’ve been allowed to stay after promising to sort the problem out.
I hope mice are as scared of rats as I think they will be.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: ‘I heard from this guy who told somebody….’
