Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife has become so fat, I said to her
“You are starting to look like my ex-wife”.
“But you only have ever been married to me”. She replied
“Yes, I know”
Jokes-Tips-Advice My daughter was really upset when she found out her new gold earrings were only gold plated.
Not as upset as I was, they’re leaving a green rash on my thighs.
