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Jokes-Tips-Advice A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
“Can you have a look at him,” he says, “I think he’s cross-eyed”.
So the vet picks up the dog and examines him.
“I’m going to have to put him down,” says the vet.
“Why, just because he’s cross eyed?”
“No,” says the vet, “because he’s heavy!”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Went on a family holiday to Africa last year. My mother-in-law got bitten by a black mamba.
Terrible thing to watch a snake dying in agony.