Jokes-Tips-Advice Bill took his dog to the vet. “Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”
The vet stepped back, “Bill, why should I do such a terrible thing?”
Bill replied, “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she is welcome.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice My son said, “Look Daddy, I didn’t wet the bed! That’s the 5th time in a row!”
I said, “Well done son, I’m proud of you. If you can manage just 9 more dry nights then I’ll take your mattress out of the shed and put it back in your bedroom”
