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Jokes-Tips-Advice I don’t know if it’s common, but when I was a kid I used to dream that I was falling from a tall tree, only to wake up and find out that, in fact, the babysitter had thrown me out of the window.

Jokes-Tips-Advice It was the first day of school and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family.
“And what does your Daddy do?”
“He’s a magician.”
“That must be exciting” What tricks can he do?”
“He can saw people in half.”
“That is clever. And, tell me, do you have any brothers or sisters?”
“Yes, one half-brother and two-half sisters.”