Jokes-Tips-Advice I was just about to head off to the shop one day when my gran asked for some plums.
Being the polite young man I am, I proceeded to teabag her.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in Sunderland the other day and went to a quiet back street restaurant that served lovely sushi at a tenth of the price that they do in London. I asked them how they could afford to sell it so cheap and the manager said that prices would rise back to normal as soon as they could fix the deep fat fryer.
