animals-insects

Jokes-Tips-Advice So the other day my girlfriend told me subtly that she was pregnant by saying that she was eating for two now.
Apparently saying, ‘oh, you’ve gone on a diet have you?’ was not an acceptable response.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Rabbit goes into a bar everyday, orders cheese toastie.
One day orders ham toastie.
Never came back. Died. Of miximatoasties