animals-insects

Jokes-Tips-Advice Do something funny this red nose day? Then why’d they arrest me for raping a clown?

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate told me I shouldn’t talk to my dog like he’s a person, or “he might get the wrong idea”.
So I told him that if he’s capable of having these kind of ideas then he deserves to be spoken to like a person, thus creating a paradox.