Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate fancies himself as an artist and wants to sketch me.
I told him, “I’m very busy at the moment.”
“How about next Sunday afternoon?” he suggested.
I said, “Not too sure – but pencil me in.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice Now I’m not going to brag, but the chips I make at my chip shop are so good they’ve been in The Mirror, The Sun and many other newspapers.
