Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m suing Um Bongo for false advertising,
they claim it to be drunk in the Congo, but when I went there all they seemed to drink was unsafe water.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I lost the dog whilst out for a run with him this morning.
‘Why didn’t you take the lead?’ asked the wife when I came home.
‘I did’, I replied, ‘but he overtook me after 100 yards & disappeared into the distance…’
