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Jokes-Tips-Advice I got an email from a circus the other day but I couldn’t open the attachment.
Apparently it had been created with a dopey acrobat.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was hiking in the mountains today, when I seen a guy sprinkling pink powder all around his garden.
I asked him ‘What is that for?’
He then replied ‘It’s anti-bear powder, it keeps them away from my house.’
‘But you live in England, there are no bears for thousands of miles!’
He replied ‘ I know, works a treat doesn’t it?’