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Jokes-Tips-Advice An atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon Forest suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed this time!”
Suddenly there is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, “No, you are not screwed. All you have to do is pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief cannibal standing in front of you”.
So the explorer picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the chief unconscious.
As he stands over the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by hundreds of cannibals with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God’s voice booms out again and says, “OK…..Now You’re screwed”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just 3 pounds a month will help provide training for the England team.. Please..