Jokes-Tips-Advice I was driving my nerdy kid to school the other day, when he turned to me and said “Dad, how do I become cool, like you?”
I said “Son, there’s 2 simple rules: 1 Always act cool, and 2 Never be seen with losers. Now, get out.”
He said “But Dad, schools a half mile away!”
“Rule 2 son, rule 2.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was eating a packet of Walker’s crisps the other day: Stephen Fry’s Fry Up flavour. The first crisp tasted just like sausages, the second tasted exactly like eggs with tomato ketchup, but what did the third crisp taste of?
Trick question: of course there was no third crisp.
