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Jokes-Tips-Advice I was called in to see my son’s Headmaster today.
I said, “What’s he been up to?”
“He tried to burn down the main building.” He replied.
I said, “You’re lucky, he succeeded at his two previous schools.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice You should have seen the misses face when I told her I was into domestic violence.
Bruised.