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Jokes-Tips-Advice Its weird how so many people I meet know i’m Bob’s nephew

Jokes-Tips-Advice A young 12 year old girl is being tucked into bed by her mother .The mum say’s “Now then Jenny if you pray really hard tonight your wish will come true tomorrow! ” Jenny says “Ok mummy , ” and off she goes to sleep. The next morning Jenny wakes up and screams ” MUMMY! my wish hasn’t come true !” “Why’s that ?”replied mum “I wished that daddy wouldn’t molest me , but he’s here licking my privates ! ” Mum rushes in and shouts “April fool!!” How they all laughed