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Jokes-Tips-Advice Whats the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Sir Alex will still be pulling young men off in August.

Jokes-Tips-Advice After accidentally eating a fly, in the vein of the nursery rhyme,
I ate a spider, a bird, a cat, a dog, a goat, a cow and a horse.
Or, as it’s more commonly known, a kebab.