animals-insects

Jokes-Tips-Advice A dog goes into a telegram office and asks to send a message.
“I want it to say ‘woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof'”
The man says, “You have paid 10 and only used 14 words. You can add another one at no extra charge.”
The dog says, “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I woke up this morning to my wife standing over me.
“Happy birthday!” she burst out. “Guess where we’re going tonight?”
“Where? Where?” I asked, with delight.
“Spain! For a week!” she winked.
“The kids as well?” I said, smile spread across my face.
“Oh yes,” she giggled.
“You’re the best!” I replied. “When do you leave?”