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Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said to me, “I’m sick of you being very immature. Any more of it and I’m leaving you.”
I said, “I’m sorry.”
She said, “Well at least you apologised.”
I said, “No, I just farted, hehe.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I wrote a book on coffee.
Without it I would never have met the deadline.