Jokes-Tips-Advice My horse has been banned from racing on suspicion I was giving him steroids.
Apparently another horse looked at him funny in the paddock and he ripped off a piece of fence and started beating him with it.
Jokes-Tips-Advice It’s kind of ironic that they caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol in case it harms the baby. If it wasn’t for alcohol most women wouldn’t be that way.
