Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between Father Christmas and the Citylink Delivery man?
One is a fictional character who doesn’t actually deliver presents at Christmas and the other is Santa.
Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife bugged me to wash the cat the other day until I finally gave in.
But after I’d done it I couldn’t understand why she was so livid.
I thought that she’d be made up that I’d finally figured out how to use the washing machine.