Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife asked “Did you remember to send that fax for me?”
“Yes” I replied “I sent it this morning.”
“Ha got you!” she said “You didn’t send it, I’ve just seen it on your desk.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate came up to me the other day and asked, “How’s it going?”
“Same old, same old,” I replied. “Yourself?” I added.
“Can’t complain,” he said.
Blokes: Saying nothing in particular since the dawn of time.
