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Jokes-Tips-Advice Prunes are dehydrated plums. Therefore, prune juice does not exist.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A guy takes his dog to the vet. When the vet has checked the dog, he says to the guy “Say ‘aah’ please, sir.”
The guy asks “Why do you want ME to say ‘aah’?”
The vet replies “Because your dog’s dead.”