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Jokes-Tips-Advice i’ve just finished reading a book about a well-loved but ill dog, it was really hard to put it down

Jokes-Tips-Advice In a cake shop with my daughter: “Daddy, can you buy me a strawberry tart?”
“No, you’ll end up getting fat like your mum.”
She thought about this for a while. “But mummy’s not fat.”
“Yes she is – you’re adopted.”