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Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between the new Swine Flu website and Sickipedia?
At least 5 people managed to access the Swine Flu website in the last 24 hours.

Jokes-Tips-Advice As I was beating up my 12 year old son when my wife walked in and screamed, ” What you doing? Stop it!”
I said, ” I gave him 10 the other day and he totally misspent it.”
She said,” He didn’t. He gave 5 to Water Aid and the rest to a Malaria charity.”
I said,” Exactly. Drink and drugs!.”