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Jokes-Tips-Advice After all the running around to collect the ten thousand pound that I raised for Children In Need for walking a whole fifty miles, I decided that I needed a car, lucky really.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was standing in the pub last night when the barman said,
“Johnny, that’s your wife on the phone. She said if you aren’t home in ten minutes, your dinner’s going in the bin.”
I replied, “Thank her for cutting out the middle man.”