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Jokes-Tips-Advice I walked out of Tesco and a guy collecting money said, “Would you like to help feed the hungry today?”
I said, “Yes. That’s why I just went shopping.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was on the phone to my brother when I gave it to my 5yr old son.
After a minute of silence I took the phone back, apologised for my sons shyness and said my goodbyes.
Then I turned to my son and said, “Why didn’t you speak to your uncle Terry, son?”
He said, “Because he’s always told me that he’d kill me if I ever said anything.”