Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife gets all teary eyed when she sees seals being clubbed on the telly, but she doesn’t think twice about asking me to whack a spider in the bath with a newspaper.
And what’s a spider doing with a newspaper, anyway?
Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and my wife saw a young boy in rags sitting outside Tesco.
My wife asked, “Awww are you an orphan?”
He replied, “Yes, what gave me away?”
I said, “Your parents.”
